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NEED HELP WITH A PLACE UNTIL BOOK GETS SOLD!!! (Orlando)
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I love to sing and dance and study Ergonomics!
Here is the Book! :
MY
TOTALLY AWESOME NOVELETTE #1! šš
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T h e y w i l l e v e nā¦
o n t o p o f i t a l lā¦
m a k e i t h a r d
t o f e e l s o r r y f o r t h e m.
a n d y o u w i l l b e s o r r y . . .
Try singing and dancing it away.
you canāt.
You can sing AND dance, however.
It were a sad, sad Family Tale.
It was called ADHD. Everyone had it.
It made you think short-sightedly.
It made you turn on people.
You had to sit there and watch people just live it out.
You couldnāt help them.
You would just try your best to evade themā¦
**Non-Vegans**
Too lazy to find an alternative solution.
In a social gameā¦
teaching people that DUMB ANIMALS
deserve to be eaten by SMART ANIMALS
carries a SEVERE consequence.
Emotions force you to Act. Helping someone when they donāt need you to is a commentary on Micromanagement.
Superior humor from the Existentialist. Whatdoyaknow?
Charlatans are Charles in Nature.
Row māants. Merge.
I donāt want to have to explain my Elf.
The New Jedi Order isnāt stupid.
You can have Red Lightsabers and still be on the Light Sideā¦
Itās a start, I guess.
I like that you look like you wonāt be eaten by a bear.
Be a Celibate.
Preach about Celibacy.
There is no other answerā¦
(youāve split you main subject.
smart, but now you have to choose one lane or the other. If you choose both, you have to turn them into one lane)
Your whole Life youāve been lower.
Iāll blow you over with a blower.
Youāre paper thin.
Store you in a folder.
You spent your whole Life pretendinā to be a Warrior.
Iāll check you in your Glory
until my toe
and send you to work!
Drivers who wanna drive AND walk for youā¦
Oh, I think she knows that youāre jealous, and is just using that to get something from you... Oh, yeah. The signs are all around us.
What God will ask you to show to the person you want to sleep with
will not make them want to sleep with you.
And soā¦
God is funnyā¦
I do not tend to say am.
**SOCIAL JUSTICE**
Green Warriors are capable of Mastering Split Decision Thinkingā¦
I have one roll of toilet paper.
I did not leave it on the toilet paper rack.
I took it with me to my room to blow my nose.
I went back to the bathroom later and forgot to bring the toilet paper.
{error!}
I had to go back to get it.
In the bathroom,
I started to put the toilet paper onto the rack. I refrained.
{half-step error}
I left the toilet paper on the sink for me to take to my room after.
If I rememberā¦
I will not have to walk back to the bathroom to get it.
No is a strong, strong word.
It is Red and Dark Blue.
Yes is a Yellow and Green word.
Lord is a Blue word.
Itās the orange and white popping outā¦
But it needed the green and white to help it.
You may feel a deep sense of Reverence when words reference The Hierarchy.
I knew that I could sit next to him,
because ones like that are always scared to show that
they donāt have enough anger to protect themselvesā¦
The ones who have anger will not attack you unless someone who is above them commands them to do so.
The ones who are above them are not likely to bother you, so long as you do not cause trouble for themā¦
Improv is funny,
because the person riding the Elephant
will be lower than the person riding the Horseā¦
One pee.
Two pee.
Pee-pee.
No one has ever lied about it.
No one ever can.
No one ever will.
People only Love me when their allowed to Debase me.
I took that away from them,
and they Hated meā¦
I learned MY Lesson.
In the middle of all living beings
is God.
When living beings come into contact with one another,
God tells them a message SIMULTANEOUSLY,
and they Act!
according to what He has saidā¦
Ya knowā¦
Lady Fortune really will ha-ha you while you cry
and the gate collapses over your fingers
if you do that thing
God told you
not to doā¦
Do you know how you sucker the Rich into a Game of Improv?
You tell them that they can never win, because it is a Poor Manās game.
The Sliding Game works like thisā¦
God asks, āWould you like to live forever in a Kingdom of Theives?ā
One yells a muttered Dam-Darn!,
knowing full well that the answer affects the outcomeā¦
But God, being highly intelligent,
gives ample time for the one
who has just demonstrated
that he will lie
to save himself,
and He waits for, āWhat kind of Thieves are they?/What do the Theives steal?ā
This kind of question is a Qualifier for the Algorithm one used in Lifeā¦ātis nice.
How, Father? HOW?!
Olivia thought that it was funnyā¦ I think.
When it comes to Returning Insult,
youāve got to live in the moment,
AND youāve got to live by Example!
That means DONāT return that Insult!!!
Rotate it THIS wayā¦
Now, put it on your headā¦
Ok, now rotate it COUNTER-CLOCKWISE.
Very Good!
If someone gives you shitty instructions,
and you remember what they said,
but THEY donāt,
it donāt matterā¦
Can you imagine how hard it was to relay Instructions to people
before simple words like to, from, over, there, here, etc.
were standardized?
A moment of great passion and realization welled up in him,
and Adam said, āEveā¦ youāre naked!ā
A similar thing happened in good olā Eve.
She said,
āWell, Adamā¦ YOUāRE NAKED!ā
I swear to God,
while arrows were raining down,
we yelled, āGET IN HERE!!!ā
and he yelled back, āDONāT ORDER ME AROUND!!!ā
What up, Pup.
If I call them names based on their clothing,
I can remember what they were wearing.
Red-Sweater Chris!
It is hard to win a game of:
You Canāt Hurt Me First.
But also,
it is easyā¦
When you mix opposites together,
you tend to get 0.
Sound Effect: *scrrrrrp*
From: Atomic HeartNice.
The problem with Singing is that if you do too good,
youāre just gonna be another Mariah Carey.
And then Godā¦
And after that Godā¦
And then God.
Schloom.
You donāt Schlare me! Me: Youāve come Schlar, but youāll never get Schlout!
You: Can you Schlop? My name is Sclapasaur!
Can you Sclear me???
If youāre gonna hit anything,
it should be the Hay.
You: Donāt tell me what to do! š
Me: I am the Teller of Things to Do!
I tell what to do!!!
Youāre too busy being Irrigationalā¦
I didnāt care about inequality until I was already 15.
By then, I had already liked everybodyā¦
When he got to Heaven, God asked,
āSo whatād you do wrong?ā
He saidā¦
āI was always getting in the way...ā
I like Overgrowth.
They were thieves of their very own Lifeforce.
So things went missingā¦
in their very own headsā¦
in their very own handsā¦
Green HAS to lie.
Blue has to know the Truth,
in order to perfect lying.
Why be Two when you could be One?
Ever and Never are the same length of time.
Stand feet together
while looking down.
When your raise your head up,
you will have lost track of your feet.
Lies that people know
they ought give you
are like Ketchup on French fries.
Lies that improve your Emotional Status
are foam
disappearing from the tips of
Ocean Wavesā¦
If you tear plants,
animals will know
and carry things from you to the World around youā¦
Using words like Attribute or Status might be rude
if a simpler word like Appearance is more accurate.
Action which leads to Reactionā¦Log .231111473
Come back when youāve grown some Balls on your Beard!!!
Emotional people
will Milk you like a cow.
Whether tricking you,
or true to you,
they stoke your utters gently.
āForget the Alamoooooooooooo!ā
theyāll whisperā¦There are no Cuts between Gashes
like Time Allottedā¦
Put the bottle where you think you will use it next.
Black and Blue is the reason.
Light blue is the friendly advice.
No one likes Waffle House. No one likes Dennyās. No one likes Frederick Nietzsche. Good.
God,
you are very gentle.
You make birds to fly when people become embarrassed.
Death is a check so that Life cannot keep you foreverā¦
If theyāre Inch-Nails,
why's there gotta be 9 of them?
If I had your hands, I wouldnāt need my own.
Baby, you look like a Kite in the Summer Sky.
People who say sorry by asking what time you close.
Wheel of Fortune
is one of the only places that
youāre allowed to be Sarcastic.
You make so little Coffee. I figured that meant you are having money problems.
Me: Tilt.
Him: Jostle.
You got a Green Papa Doc.
You got a Red Papa Doc.
You got a Blue Papa Doc.
Most people know about Purple Papa Doc.
* Donāt be dumbā¦*
š¶That guy: Whatās so Noble about an 8ā¦ foldā¦ Path?! š¤Ø
Master: Whatās so lucky about 3x3? š¤ØNice. šI commit to the 9-fold Path! šŖš«šŖ
Master: This is an act of War! š¤ Besidesā¦ there is only an 8-fold Path. š
Me: Then I fall short of the Glory! š©
šYou need anti-sand gear!
Love me, Darkness.
There is no Life
outside of the Bonesā¦
I shudder to think what happened to those guys
who sent that monkey off into Spaceā¦
If Time is Money,
then so is Distance.
The River grew a pair of legs and Ran!
Did is a Yellow word.
Have is a Green word.
Without Compassion other human beings will refuse to unlock certain things inside of your brain for youā¦
We are a long way from understanding how that is possibleā¦ A.I. are an AWESOME Idea.
I canāt wait!,
but theyāre NEVER gonna be able to make an A.I. as complex as a human being.
NEVER!
Human Beings have Electrical Permissions which can only be overridden when you come into contact with Other Human Beings,
and thatās only IF you perform the Right Actions
when you come into contact with themā¦
Perhaps is a Pale Light Purple and Blue word.
(Per) (Haps)
Itās tricky and blunt in a precise way.
It implies that one has the option to recant what one has said if one needs to.
People donāt like it!
Itās tricky and blunt in a precise way.
It looks like a Right Angle.
It is as if the user has two options pointing in 90 degree Tangents.
Perhaps implies a person will not negate what they had said if rejected,
(That would make Perhaps a 180 degree angle.)
but rather they will come up with a differing argumentā¦
Maybe is a Yellow and Green Word.
If I were to look right at someone with intent,
then the immediate thing I would be paying attention to next
is my feetā¦Tint. Tilt.
Sometimes I think people who like Sporting Events
just like when someone yells at them
over a loudspeaker.
Someone says, āChuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.ā
One kid listened, gets jostled and says, āThat bird must have had soooooome swing.ā
He gets in trouble with the others for ākillinā itā.
Donāt you know that anyone at anytime can call
your stupid thought stupid and it will be true?
There are no bad shapes, just bad shapers.
Dishapetional families.
But if we're going to blame the Parents, we ought to blame the Grandparents first!
The Super A.I.ās Fear is the same as the Confident Manās Fear:
Am I SO GOOD at what I DO,
that I might actually destroy MY OWN SELF? NO!!!...
I want Dark and Dreary Music!
And He showed me Yella!
And He showed me Gold!
And He showed me Showers!
And He showed me Coal!
And He made me Jealous!
And He made me Old!!
Youād think that if you are boxed out from one another,
due to circumstances
that it would be very RELIEVING for all parties
to be in the presence of one another,
and talk about what and why it happened,
so long as,
you are willing to accept the cold, hard Truthā¦
If he who carries the weight of others,
if he drops them out of spite,
will lose all he has worked forā¦
Has he been conned by the Divine?
Or does he lack understanding of Exact Measurements?
It comes off as a little immature, BUT!
Not only does the texture create coziness, but the colors do, too!
Someone wants me to buy Jewelry.
Donāt you feel like the Orange Sky and Beach can trap you?
Itās great, but it scares you, because itās not Heaven.
And youāll find another pattern, and another pattern,
and another pattern, after that!
So that, mayhaps,
in the Recognition of the Wide and Various
though you might have Hope
as opposed to a Delusion of Purgatorial Disestablishmentarianism.
I-I-I ran, Johnny! I RAN! I ran through the River. I ran through the Door! I ran through the Receiver! I ran across Texas! I ran into December! I ran into the Wall, and I just kept runninā!!
Throw is a Blue word.
Somehow, Throws adds Green.
Reduce is a White, Red, and a little Purple word.
Noon is an Orange Wordā¦
Miss is Pink and Black. How interesting.
Target is White and Red Noun or a Blue Verb.
Noun is Pink, Orange, and White.
Words with the -ash sound feel painful.
A sensation of smash.
Marker is a totally Black word.
Black normally indicates physical ability
Marry is Pink and White. Most is a Green or Orange/Yellow Word.
Mostly is Yellow with little Green.
Run is Red and Blue.
Runner is mostly Orange with some Blue.
Young is a Yellow word.
Hope is a Light Green word.
Sea is a Green word.
Lake is a Blue word.
Ice is a Light Blue word.
Icy is a Light Blue and White word.
Ocean is a Blue word.
Sky is a Light Blue word.
Water is a Blue word.
Fire is a Yellow word.
Yellow normally appears in the space a body part moves through when someone is insulting anotherā¦
Oddly, most T words come out Blue.
Trick, trap, trace, travel, time, turn, terseā¦
Track is Yellow. Trailer is Pink and White.
Organism is Orange, Green, Yellow, and White.
Jam is Orange.
Jammer is Red and Blue.
Animal is Pink and White.
He asked me, āAre you justifying your change of mind?ā
I told him, āThat is a funny question. I became thirsty after setting the hose down, but I did feel self-conscientious about having to make extra moves,
because I did not have to return the hose back to the hook.
The coffee break was convenient, because I did not have to stay where I had made the mistakeā¦ā
Balance is a Blue and White word.
Harmony is a Green, Gold, and Pink word.
A guy who wins against everybody
finds himself in the same position God
was in
when He realized He was all aloneā¦
I donāt like asking women how old they are.
I ask them if they prefer a Good Job or a Well Done.
Men who make deals with females
they should never have made:
Mr. Darcy
Noah from the Notebook
Ross from Friends
Batman
Everyone thinks that Ross is lucky to be with Rachael,
but Rachael is INFERIOR to Rossā¦
God made them like unto the Fawn of the Forest,
and oh, my God were they beautiful and well-mannered!
*Star Fox Stripper*
General Pepper: We neeeeeeeeeed that HELP Star Fox!
What I would give
to become the True-Ba-Doors.
See those fucking door handles?
You canāt drink flowers.
Youāre repurposing a book!
You must be one of those āadvancedā Bohemiansā¦
I love runninā up to women who look like Wiccans
and boom-proclaiming, āDAAAAAAAAAARK MAGICIAN GIRLLLLLLLL!!!ā